Dead Garden Gnomes
Each dead gnome costs $29.95 plus
shipping
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Please allow 2-3 weeks for delivery as we take great care to preserve each
and every one of our dearly departed friends.
Each of our dead gnomes is hand painted to preserve his life-like quality. We use three (3) coats of the best heavy-duty patio-type paint, then loving seal him in a clear acrylic sealer. Finished in this way, there is no need to bury your deceased gnome; he will not decompose nor smell and may be left in your garden year round, or on your coffee table, mantle or bookshelf with no worries. Thus you may be constantly reminded of his memory
While perfectly preserved, care must still be taken as the sharp knife, which was the means of his unfortunate and untimely death, as been included along with him when delivered to you.
We
don’t mean to offend anyone …
Please understand that we mean no offense to garden gnome lovers everywhere. In fact, we cherish each and every one of the garden gnomes in our respective gardens. When we recently found one broken by the elements, our hearts were saddened by the loss. We have great respect for all our fellow garden gnome vendors and our dead garden gnomes are meant only as a satirical addition to the family of garden gnome lovers the world over.
We were shocked when we found the first dead gnome under some bushes near a lawn and garden shop in New Zealand. In order for some good to come of this tragic loss, we purchased the rights to our dearly departed gnome and now sell him in lawn and garden shops, as well as here on our web site.
We welcome your feedback, please feel free to write us at: rip@deadgnomes.com
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